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Bite Me

Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: ,
Editor: Harper Collins
ISBN-10: 006198616X
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“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

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Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Ally Hilfiger
Editor: Center Street
ISBN-10: 1455567078
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Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network, and had acted in an off-Broadway play. But now, Ally was pushed to a psychotic break after struggling since she was seven years old with physical symptoms that no doctor could explain; everything from joint pain, to night sweats, memory loss, nausea, and brain fog. A doctor in the psych ward was finally able to give her the answers her and her family had desperately been searching for, and the diagnosis that all the previous doctors had missed. She learned that she had Lyme disease-and finally had a breakthrough. What she didn't know was that this diagnosis would lead her down some of the most excruciating years of her life before beginning her journey to recovery from eleven years of misdiagnosis and physical pain. She would need to find her courage to heal physically, mentally, and emotionally, and become the survivor she is today. Set against the backdrop of the fast-paced fashion and entertainment industries, BITE ME shares the heartbreaking and hilarious stories that moved Ally forward on her journey from sickness to health. Its themes will be familiar to more than 300,000 Americans diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, many of whom, like Ally, wondered for years what was wrong with them. BITE ME offers readers hope and ideas for how one can transition from victim to survivor, and shares the spiritual principles and actions that have contributed to her wholeness as a human, mother, and international spokesperson against Lyme disease.

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Ally was at a breaking point when she woke up in a psych ward at the age of eighteen. She couldn't put a sentence together, let alone take a shower, eat a meal, or pick up a phone. What had gone wrong? In recent years, she had produced a feature film, a popular reality show for a major network, and had acted in an off-Broadway play. But now, Ally was pushed to a psychotic break after struggling since she was seven years old with physical symptoms that no doctor could explain; everything from joint pain, to night sweats, memory loss, nausea, and brain fog. A doctor in the psych ward was finally able to give her the answers her and her family had desperately been searching for, and the diagnosis that all the previous doctors had missed. She learned that she had Lyme disease-and finally had a breakthrough. What she didn't know was that this diagnosis would lead her down some of the most excruciating years of her life before beginning her journey to recovery from eleven years of misdiagnosis and physical pain. She would need to find her courage to heal physically, mentally, and emotionally, and become the survivor she is today. Set against the backdrop of the fast-paced fashion and entertainment industries, BITE ME shares the heartbreaking and hilarious stories that moved Ally forward on her journey from sickness to health. Its themes will be familiar to more than 300,000 Americans diagnosed with Lyme disease each year, many of whom, like Ally, wondered for years what was wrong with them. BITE ME offers readers hope and ideas for how one can transition from victim to survivor, and shares the spiritual principles and actions that have contributed to her wholeness as a human, mother, and international spokesperson against Lyme disease.


The Bite Me Balance Cookbook

The Bite Me Balance Cookbook [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Julie Albert,Lisa Gnat
Editor: Appetite by Random House
ISBN-10: 0525610553
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Ditch diets forever because The Bite Me Balance Cookbook, chock full of easy, healthy recipes (and occasional treats), is sure to help you get (and stay) in your happy pants. When the number one question you are asked is, "How do you eat dessert and still do up your pants?" you know that you have to share your answers. Enter Bite Me sisters Julie Albert and Lisa Gnat, the saucy siblings who have said buh-bye to the fad diet world, forced the food police into early retirement, and figured out the secret to waist management: moderation. While this mindful approach to eating is neither sexy nor a magic bullet, it works--and for a lifetime at that. In The Bite Me Balance Cookbook, Julie and Lisa whip up 138 delicious, easy-to-follow recipes for breakfast and brunch, lunch, weeknight dinners, and special gatherings. No matter your challenge (you want healthy food that's scrumptious and satisfying, your friends are gluten-free, your mother-in-law's coming to dinner, your kids are famished and need to eat NOW) The Bite Me Balance Cookbook has you covered. Packed full of helpful tips and tricks, a wide array of foolproof recipes (75% healthy, 25% butter!) to suit every occasion, and belly laughs with these tell-it-like-it-is sisters, this book is guaranteed to set you up for success in the kitchen and at the table. The Bite Me Balance Cookbook is what you've been waiting for: an approachable, fun, and funny roadmap to guide you towards a perfect healthy and happy balance.

Download or read The Bite Me Balance Cookbook book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Ditch diets forever because The Bite Me Balance Cookbook, chock full of easy, healthy recipes (and occasional treats), is sure to help you get (and stay) in your happy pants. When the number one question you are asked is, "How do you eat dessert and still do up your pants?" you know that you have to share your answers. Enter Bite Me sisters Julie Albert and Lisa Gnat, the saucy siblings who have said buh-bye to the fad diet world, forced the food police into early retirement, and figured out the secret to waist management: moderation. While this mindful approach to eating is neither sexy nor a magic bullet, it works--and for a lifetime at that. In The Bite Me Balance Cookbook, Julie and Lisa whip up 138 delicious, easy-to-follow recipes for breakfast and brunch, lunch, weeknight dinners, and special gatherings. No matter your challenge (you want healthy food that's scrumptious and satisfying, your friends are gluten-free, your mother-in-law's coming to dinner, your kids are famished and need to eat NOW) The Bite Me Balance Cookbook has you covered. Packed full of helpful tips and tricks, a wide array of foolproof recipes (75% healthy, 25% butter!) to suit every occasion, and belly laughs with these tell-it-like-it-is sisters, this book is guaranteed to set you up for success in the kitchen and at the table. The Bite Me Balance Cookbook is what you've been waiting for: an approachable, fun, and funny roadmap to guide you towards a perfect healthy and happy balance.


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Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Shelly Laurenston
Editor: Kensington Books
ISBN-10: 1617732451
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An “uproarious” shifter romance with “intensely satisfying chemistry between the leads” from the New York Times-bestselling author (Publishers Weekly). Livy Kowalski has no time for idiots. When you shapeshift into a honey badger, getting through life's irritants is a finely honed skill. Until she gets stuck housing her nutso cousin and dealing with her dad's untimely and unexplained demise. That's where Vic Barinov comes in--or his house does. Vic can't step outside without coming back to find Livy devouring his honey stash and getting the TV remote sticky. It gets his animal instincts all riled up. But he'll have to woo her at high speed: all hell is breaking loose, and Livy is leading the charge… “Erotically charged…Laurenston builds up her world with a sprawling cast of memorable characters and their over-the-top antics, featuring everything from bear-only towns with Renaissance Faires to shifter roller derby…delightfully zany.”—Publishers Weekly

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). An “uproarious” shifter romance with “intensely satisfying chemistry between the leads” from the New York Times-bestselling author (Publishers Weekly). Livy Kowalski has no time for idiots. When you shapeshift into a honey badger, getting through life's irritants is a finely honed skill. Until she gets stuck housing her nutso cousin and dealing with her dad's untimely and unexplained demise. That's where Vic Barinov comes in--or his house does. Vic can't step outside without coming back to find Livy devouring his honey stash and getting the TV remote sticky. It gets his animal instincts all riled up. But he'll have to woo her at high speed: all hell is breaking loose, and Livy is leading the charge… “Erotically charged…Laurenston builds up her world with a sprawling cast of memorable characters and their over-the-top antics, featuring everything from bear-only towns with Renaissance Faires to shifter roller derby…delightfully zany.”—Publishers Weekly


Bite Me, Your Grace

Bite Me, Your Grace [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Brooklyn Ann
Editor: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN-10: 1402274459
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"Readers who crave both a classic Regency and a shadowy paranormal will sink their teeth into Ann's tale, with its engaging characters and light touches."—RT Book Reviews First in a witty, sexy paranormal Regency romance series, England's "vampire craze" is causing much vexation for the Lord Vampire of London, Ian Ashton. To save his reputation, Ian enlists aspiring authoress Angelica Winthrop, who has hidden plans of her own. Dr. John Polidori's tale "The Vampyre" burst upon the Regency scene along with Mary Shelley's Frankenstein after that notorious weekend spent writing ghost stories with Lord Byron. A vampire craze broke out instantly in the haut ton. Now Ian Ashton, the Lord Vampire of London, has to attend tedious balls, linger in front of mirrors, and eat lots of garlic in an attempt to quell the gossip. If that weren't annoying enough, his neighbor, Angelica Winthrop, has literary aspirations of her own and is sneaking into his house at night just to see what she can find. Hungry, tired, and fed up, Ian is in no mood to humor his beautiful intruder... Scandals with Bite series: Bite Me, Your Grace (Book 1) One Bite Per Night (Book 2) Bite at First Sight (Book 3) Praise for Brooklyn Ann: "Breezy and entertaining." —Publishers Weekly "Unique...a delightful way to spend an afternoon." —Long and Short Reviews

Download or read Bite Me, Your Grace book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). "Readers who crave both a classic Regency and a shadowy paranormal will sink their teeth into Ann's tale, with its engaging characters and light touches."—RT Book Reviews First in a witty, sexy paranormal Regency romance series, England's "vampire craze" is causing much vexation for the Lord Vampire of London, Ian Ashton. To save his reputation, Ian enlists aspiring authoress Angelica Winthrop, who has hidden plans of her own. Dr. John Polidori's tale "The Vampyre" burst upon the Regency scene along with Mary Shelley's Frankenstein after that notorious weekend spent writing ghost stories with Lord Byron. A vampire craze broke out instantly in the haut ton. Now Ian Ashton, the Lord Vampire of London, has to attend tedious balls, linger in front of mirrors, and eat lots of garlic in an attempt to quell the gossip. If that weren't annoying enough, his neighbor, Angelica Winthrop, has literary aspirations of her own and is sneaking into his house at night just to see what she can find. Hungry, tired, and fed up, Ian is in no mood to humor his beautiful intruder... Scandals with Bite series: Bite Me, Your Grace (Book 1) One Bite Per Night (Book 2) Bite at First Sight (Book 3) Praise for Brooklyn Ann: "Breezy and entertaining." —Publishers Weekly "Unique...a delightful way to spend an afternoon." —Long and Short Reviews


Bite Me!

Bite Me! [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Melissa Francis
Editor: Harper Collins
ISBN-10: 0062005650
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Bite Me! by Melissa Francis Book Summary:

AJ Ashe isn't your typical seventeen-year-old vampire—as if there is such a thing! She's stuck in the middle of a huge fight between her two BFFs. Her ex-boyfriend—whom she's still totally in love with, by the way—is now her stepbrother. A former classmate—who, um, she may or may not have turned into a vampire—is stalking her. And now, apparently, the fate of humankind lies in her little undead hands. What ever happened to the good old days, when all a vampire girl had to worry about was the occasional zit and hiding her taste for blood?

Download or read Bite Me! book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). AJ Ashe isn't your typical seventeen-year-old vampire—as if there is such a thing! She's stuck in the middle of a huge fight between her two BFFs. Her ex-boyfriend—whom she's still totally in love with, by the way—is now her stepbrother. A former classmate—who, um, she may or may not have turned into a vampire—is stalking her. And now, apparently, the fate of humankind lies in her little undead hands. What ever happened to the good old days, when all a vampire girl had to worry about was the occasional zit and hiding her taste for blood?


Bite Me If You Can

Bite Me If You Can [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Lynsay Sands
Editor: Harper Collins
ISBN-10: 006173912X
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Bite Me If You Can by Lynsay Sands Book Summary:

Once Bitten . . . One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them. Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries. But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

Download or read Bite Me If You Can book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Once Bitten . . . One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them. Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over two thousand years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly he finds himself craving coffee . . . and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal . . . and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries. But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!


Bite Me

Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Cynthia Eden
Editor: Hocus Pocus Publishing, Inc.
ISBN-10: 1942840411
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Bite Me by Cynthia Eden Book Summary:

Vamps and werewolves are supposed to be sworn enemies. They aren’t supposed to feel a white-hot attraction that burns soul deep. Lust comes first (and fast!) in these tales, but love is close behind. Are you ready for a bite? Forbidden Bite – Book 1 “Don’t look into her eyes. If you do, she’ll take your soul.” Werewolf Griffin Romeo has new prey—a sexy female vamp named Isabella has been hunting in Sin City, and it’s Griffin’s job to stop her. Tracking Isabella is easy work for an alpha wolf, but once he gets close to gorgeous Isabella…Griffin’s careful plans go straight to hell. Because with one bite, he’s absolutely hooked on her, lost…mated. (Word Count: 32,000) Mating Bite – Book 2 Werewolf Carter Sinclair is on the hunt. He’s tracking a newly turned vamp, a beauty with bite named Lauren McIntosh. But once Carter gets the vamp in his arms, his easy mission suddenly goes straight to hell. One taste, one bite that should never have happened…and Carter’s whole world changes. Nature has plans for him and Lauren. They’re to be mates, but a vicious vamp is waiting in the dark—a killer who has already claimed Lauren as his. (Word Count: 52,000)

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Vamps and werewolves are supposed to be sworn enemies. They aren’t supposed to feel a white-hot attraction that burns soul deep. Lust comes first (and fast!) in these tales, but love is close behind. Are you ready for a bite? Forbidden Bite – Book 1 “Don’t look into her eyes. If you do, she’ll take your soul.” Werewolf Griffin Romeo has new prey—a sexy female vamp named Isabella has been hunting in Sin City, and it’s Griffin’s job to stop her. Tracking Isabella is easy work for an alpha wolf, but once he gets close to gorgeous Isabella…Griffin’s careful plans go straight to hell. Because with one bite, he’s absolutely hooked on her, lost…mated. (Word Count: 32,000) Mating Bite – Book 2 Werewolf Carter Sinclair is on the hunt. He’s tracking a newly turned vamp, a beauty with bite named Lauren McIntosh. But once Carter gets the vamp in his arms, his easy mission suddenly goes straight to hell. One taste, one bite that should never have happened…and Carter’s whole world changes. Nature has plans for him and Lauren. They’re to be mates, but a vicious vamp is waiting in the dark—a killer who has already claimed Lauren as his. (Word Count: 52,000)


Bite Me

Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: J.J. Russell
Editor: Evergrowth Coach LLC
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My name is Vianne Vânători. I'm a vampire hunter and I'm totally screwed. I risked my life against vampires to get the Artemis necklace and now it doesn't work. To figure out why its powers have faded, Jax, my annoying hunter-mentor, has sent me to Ricketts, Maine in search of a witch named Rosalyn who he thinks can fix the necklace. Only Ricketts isn't exactly a normal town. Along with witches, it's home to hot werewolves, angry trolls, and at least one mysterious vampire. And the cherry on top? The town is dealing with a series of murders that definitely weren't committed by a human. Instead of getting in and out of town unnoticed, I'm coerced into a deal with a werewolf to help uncover who the murderer is in return for an introduction to Rosalyn. And because my life isn't complicated enough, I can't let on that my great and powerful Vânători abilities aren't working. I'll just have to rely on my faithful hellhound, Ramble, to keep me safe while I investigate the murders? and hope that the vampires don't catch up to me in the meantime. Easy right? Bite Me is the second book of The Artemis Necklace Series and follows Vianne and Ramble as they encounter new supernatural creatures and learn that not everything that goes bump in the night is a monster.

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). My name is Vianne Vânători. I'm a vampire hunter and I'm totally screwed. I risked my life against vampires to get the Artemis necklace and now it doesn't work. To figure out why its powers have faded, Jax, my annoying hunter-mentor, has sent me to Ricketts, Maine in search of a witch named Rosalyn who he thinks can fix the necklace. Only Ricketts isn't exactly a normal town. Along with witches, it's home to hot werewolves, angry trolls, and at least one mysterious vampire. And the cherry on top? The town is dealing with a series of murders that definitely weren't committed by a human. Instead of getting in and out of town unnoticed, I'm coerced into a deal with a werewolf to help uncover who the murderer is in return for an introduction to Rosalyn. And because my life isn't complicated enough, I can't let on that my great and powerful Vânători abilities aren't working. I'll just have to rely on my faithful hellhound, Ramble, to keep me safe while I investigate the murders? and hope that the vampires don't catch up to me in the meantime. Easy right? Bite Me is the second book of The Artemis Necklace Series and follows Vianne and Ramble as they encounter new supernatural creatures and learn that not everything that goes bump in the night is a monster.


BITE ME

BITE ME [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Mia Song
Editor: Pipit Inc.
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BITE ME is adult erotica monograph. For MEN and she-Men. WARNING: CONTENT ADDICTIVE. NOT FOR MINORS

Download or read BITE ME book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). BITE ME is adult erotica monograph. For MEN and she-Men. WARNING: CONTENT ADDICTIVE. NOT FOR MINORS


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Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Fabio Parasecoli
Editor: Berg
ISBN-10: 1847886043
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Bite Me by Fabio Parasecoli Book Summary:

Food is not only something we eat, it is something we use to define ourselves. Ingestion and incorporation are central to our connection with the world outside our bodies. Food's powerful social, economic, political and symbolic roles cannot be ignored - what we eat is a marker of power, cultural capital, class, ethnic and racial identity. Bite Me considers the ways in which popular culture reveals our relationship with food and our own bodies and how these have become an arena for political and ideological battles. Drawing on an extraordinary range of material - films, books, comics, songs, music videos, websites, slang, performances, advertising and mass-produced objects - Bite Me invites the reader to take a fresh look at today's products and practices to see how much food shapes our lives, perceptions and identities.

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Food is not only something we eat, it is something we use to define ourselves. Ingestion and incorporation are central to our connection with the world outside our bodies. Food's powerful social, economic, political and symbolic roles cannot be ignored - what we eat is a marker of power, cultural capital, class, ethnic and racial identity. Bite Me considers the ways in which popular culture reveals our relationship with food and our own bodies and how these have become an arena for political and ideological battles. Drawing on an extraordinary range of material - films, books, comics, songs, music videos, websites, slang, performances, advertising and mass-produced objects - Bite Me invites the reader to take a fresh look at today's products and practices to see how much food shapes our lives, perceptions and identities.


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Bite Me: [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Jenny Gardiner
Editor: Jenny Gardiner Books
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**Author's note: Dear readers: this is a reissue of my memoir "Winging It: A Memoir of Caring for a Vengeful Parrot Who's Determined to Kill Me". I have always wanted to offer the digital version of this book at an affordable rate and have finally gotten the rights back to my book to do so. With this I changed the title and the cover. Hope you enjoy! A gift from an overseas relative, Graycie, an African Grey parrot, arrives in the Gardiner home not long after the birth of their first child, adding the responsibilities of parrot-hood to their newfound parenthood. Jenny Gardiner and her husband were hoping for a docile, beautifully plumed, Polly-want-a-cracker type of companion—but patchily feathered, scrawny, ill-tempered Graycie was the furthest thing from what they envisioned.. In Winging It , Gardiner shares in vivid and hilarious detail the many hazards of parrot ownership, from endless avian latrine duty to discovering the multiple ways a beak can pierce human flesh. Whether she’s swearing at the dog, mimicking the sound of the smoke alarm, or bobbing to the beat of the kids clapping for her amusement, she brings the family joy, laughter, and, sometimes, tears. So why would the Gardiners subject themselves to the crazy behavior of this parrot for so long? Well, because, as the Gardiners realize, Graycie is a part of the family, and just like in any relationship between living creatures, things do not always go according to plan.. A mix of hilarious pet hijinks and a poignant story of family commitment, Winging It is a reminder of the importance of patience, loyalty, and humor when it comes to dealing with even the most temperamental members of the family. Keywords: Memoir, pets, parrots, African Grey, family issues, women, marriage

Download or read Bite Me: book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). **Author's note: Dear readers: this is a reissue of my memoir "Winging It: A Memoir of Caring for a Vengeful Parrot Who's Determined to Kill Me". I have always wanted to offer the digital version of this book at an affordable rate and have finally gotten the rights back to my book to do so. With this I changed the title and the cover. Hope you enjoy! A gift from an overseas relative, Graycie, an African Grey parrot, arrives in the Gardiner home not long after the birth of their first child, adding the responsibilities of parrot-hood to their newfound parenthood. Jenny Gardiner and her husband were hoping for a docile, beautifully plumed, Polly-want-a-cracker type of companion—but patchily feathered, scrawny, ill-tempered Graycie was the furthest thing from what they envisioned.. In Winging It , Gardiner shares in vivid and hilarious detail the many hazards of parrot ownership, from endless avian latrine duty to discovering the multiple ways a beak can pierce human flesh. Whether she’s swearing at the dog, mimicking the sound of the smoke alarm, or bobbing to the beat of the kids clapping for her amusement, she brings the family joy, laughter, and, sometimes, tears. So why would the Gardiners subject themselves to the crazy behavior of this parrot for so long? Well, because, as the Gardiners realize, Graycie is a part of the family, and just like in any relationship between living creatures, things do not always go according to plan.. A mix of hilarious pet hijinks and a poignant story of family commitment, Winging It is a reminder of the importance of patience, loyalty, and humor when it comes to dealing with even the most temperamental members of the family. Keywords: Memoir, pets, parrots, African Grey, family issues, women, marriage


Bite Me

Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Parker Blue
Editor: BelleBooks
ISBN-10: 193566106X
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Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her mother, Val puts one foot in front of the other and does the only thing that seems to make any sense--she takes aim at the town vampires. A stake a day, keeps the demon at bay. (But don't call her Buffy. That makes Lola, her demon, very cranky.) Her dark side makes everyday life a roller coaster, but means she's perfect for her night job as a bounty hunter. San Antonio's vampires are out of control, and it's up to Val, her faithful hellhound Fang, and her new partner, a handsome San Antonio police detective, to get the deadly fangbangers off the city streets. Soon enough she finds herself deep in the underbelly of the city, discovering the secrets of the Demon Underground and fighting to save those she loves. Whether they love her back or not.

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Barely eighteen-year-old heroine Valentine Shapiro got a raw deal in the parent lottery. Her father was part incubus demon, and her mother's never forgiven her for that.Life after high school is tough enough without having to go 15 rounds with your inner demon. Thrown out of the house by her mother, Val puts one foot in front of the other and does the only thing that seems to make any sense--she takes aim at the town vampires. A stake a day, keeps the demon at bay. (But don't call her Buffy. That makes Lola, her demon, very cranky.) Her dark side makes everyday life a roller coaster, but means she's perfect for her night job as a bounty hunter. San Antonio's vampires are out of control, and it's up to Val, her faithful hellhound Fang, and her new partner, a handsome San Antonio police detective, to get the deadly fangbangers off the city streets. Soon enough she finds herself deep in the underbelly of the city, discovering the secrets of the Demon Underground and fighting to save those she loves. Whether they love her back or not.


Bite Me!

Bite Me! [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Nikki Stafford
Editor: ECW Press
ISBN-10: 1554903130
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This comprehensive analysis sinks its teeth into Buffy the Vampire Slayer, examining the development of the show's characters and charting mythical, historical, and religious themes across all seven seasons. It's been 10 years since the wildly popular fra

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Bite Me

Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Christopher Moore
Editor: Harper Collins
ISBN-10: 006198616X
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Bite Me by Christopher Moore Book Summary:

“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). “Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in Bite Me, the third book in New York Times bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck, Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no Twilight—but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution and inspired Denver’s Rocky Mountain News to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”


Bite the Bullet or Bite Me Anyways

Bite the Bullet or Bite Me Anyways [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Waroon Maihra
Editor: Blue Rose Publishers
ISBN-10:
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Bite the Bullet or Bite Me Anyways by Waroon Maihra Book Summary:

The book is inspired by real events yet fictionized to help the readers walk with the character on their journey through the power of words. It has poems, stories, nano tales, and light-heart discussions about the life and the journey. The book celebrates the choice of winning in either ways by doing the unthoughtful andenjoying the journey. Bite the Bullet or Bite Me Anyways focuses on celebrating choices and life from people of different walks of lives.

Download or read Bite the Bullet or Bite Me Anyways book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). The book is inspired by real events yet fictionized to help the readers walk with the character on their journey through the power of words. It has poems, stories, nano tales, and light-heart discussions about the life and the journey. The book celebrates the choice of winning in either ways by doing the unthoughtful andenjoying the journey. Bite the Bullet or Bite Me Anyways focuses on celebrating choices and life from people of different walks of lives.


Bite Me

Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Mandy Rosko,Woodland Creek
Editor: Mandy Rosko
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Bite Me by Mandy Rosko,Woodland Creek Book Summary:

Woodland Creek Series. 30 Authors. 30 Shifter Stories. http://woodlandcreekseries.com/ She always did have a sassy mouth...just his type... Alice Grey thought life was easier when she was still a thief. As a flying squirrel shifter, it had always been as easy as gliding through some rich guy's open window and sailing away before the hounds could get a sniff of her. That was ten years ago, and she's still trying to escape her past, and the memories of the man who told her to run... Alice is reformed now. She doesn't live that life anymore. She hadn't wanted it to begin with. Forced into it to pay her father's debts to some very bad people, she still can't live peacefully because the dog shifters, one in particular, don't know when to quit. They catch up with her in Woodland Creek, hoping to clamp their teeth down on her neck and shake her until she's dead like a real squirrel. Jake Redfield, former undercover cop, fell in love with Alice when he met her on the job. He'd been trying to bring down her bosses at the time, and for the most part, he succeeded, but one man is out of prison, and he wants revenge as much as Jake wants to see her again. Wants to touch her and kiss her. Keep her safe. As a diamondback rattlesnake shifter, his venom can be deadly, and anyone who tries to hurt his Alice is just begging to be bitten...

Download or read Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Woodland Creek Series. 30 Authors. 30 Shifter Stories. http://woodlandcreekseries.com/ She always did have a sassy mouth...just his type... Alice Grey thought life was easier when she was still a thief. As a flying squirrel shifter, it had always been as easy as gliding through some rich guy's open window and sailing away before the hounds could get a sniff of her. That was ten years ago, and she's still trying to escape her past, and the memories of the man who told her to run... Alice is reformed now. She doesn't live that life anymore. She hadn't wanted it to begin with. Forced into it to pay her father's debts to some very bad people, she still can't live peacefully because the dog shifters, one in particular, don't know when to quit. They catch up with her in Woodland Creek, hoping to clamp their teeth down on her neck and shake her until she's dead like a real squirrel. Jake Redfield, former undercover cop, fell in love with Alice when he met her on the job. He'd been trying to bring down her bosses at the time, and for the most part, he succeeded, but one man is out of prison, and he wants revenge as much as Jake wants to see her again. Wants to touch her and kiss her. Keep her safe. As a diamondback rattlesnake shifter, his venom can be deadly, and anyone who tries to hurt his Alice is just begging to be bitten...


Bloody Prince, Do Not Bite Me

Bloody Prince, Do Not Bite Me [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: BLUE Anqier
Editor: Funstory
ISBN-10: 1647672813
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Bloody Prince, Do Not Bite Me by BLUE Anqier Book Summary:

When an ugly sea monster came to ask for love, she ran away! Stepping on a beautiful prince, she loved him! Who knew that when the prince became a vampire, she would still marry him! The she-fish pestered her to go home and be her wife! All sorts of demons and devils gathered together to discuss which family she should go to! Heavens, didn't she just have a dream of crossing over? How could she encounter some abnormal princes!

Download or read Bloody Prince, Do Not Bite Me book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). When an ugly sea monster came to ask for love, she ran away! Stepping on a beautiful prince, she loved him! Who knew that when the prince became a vampire, she would still marry him! The she-fish pestered her to go home and be her wife! All sorts of demons and devils gathered together to discuss which family she should go to! Heavens, didn't she just have a dream of crossing over? How could she encounter some abnormal princes!


Love Sucks!

Love Sucks! [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Melissa Francis
Editor: Harper Collins
ISBN-10: 0062005707
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Love Sucks! by Melissa Francis Book Summary:

AJ Ashe may have gotten rid of her vampire stalker and her evil ex-teacher, but things are hardly back to normal. For one thing, she still has to maintain a strict look-but-don't-touch policy with Ryan, her hot ex-boyfriend-turned-stepbrother. For another, she has to learn to control her vampire superpowers—which means more than a few dates with Lex, mind-reading professional vampire trainer and too-sexy-for-his-own-good bad boy. And as if that's not enough, she happens to be the key to her father's plans to take over the world . . . and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants. All this and she's still got to plan the prom. Being a teenager is tough, but being a teenage vampire just flat out sucks!

Download or read Love Sucks! book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). AJ Ashe may have gotten rid of her vampire stalker and her evil ex-teacher, but things are hardly back to normal. For one thing, she still has to maintain a strict look-but-don't-touch policy with Ryan, her hot ex-boyfriend-turned-stepbrother. For another, she has to learn to control her vampire superpowers—which means more than a few dates with Lex, mind-reading professional vampire trainer and too-sexy-for-his-own-good bad boy. And as if that's not enough, she happens to be the key to her father's plans to take over the world . . . and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants. All this and she's still got to plan the prom. Being a teenager is tough, but being a teenage vampire just flat out sucks!


Bite Me: Zombie Apocalypse 2

Bite Me: Zombie Apocalypse 2 [Pdf/ePub] eBook Author: Marlize Schmidt
Editor: Lulu Press, Inc
ISBN-10: 1105865908
Size: 575 kb
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Bite Me: Zombie Apocalypse 2 by Marlize Schmidt Book Summary:

Be zombified by the fantasy of Zombies! What would a zombie apocalypse be like? A few facts about Zombies and a few zombie-like incidents.(If you like Zombies you can also read the first book "Bite Me: Zombie Apocalypse - Are you Ready")

Download or read Bite Me: Zombie Apocalypse 2 book by clicking button below to visit the book download website. There are multiple format available for you to choose (Pdf, ePub, Doc). Be zombified by the fantasy of Zombies! What would a zombie apocalypse be like? A few facts about Zombies and a few zombie-like incidents.(If you like Zombies you can also read the first book "Bite Me: Zombie Apocalypse - Are you Ready")